OK in the next issue of Happy House we’re hoping to have a new FREE feature called “Happy Hook Up”. Basically it’s a mail pal/meet your spouse/get laid type of classifieds thing that will only work if you send in your details. The Happy House crew met up at a Damned gig in Hull many moons ago and so forged a long standing relationship, punk brought us together and so in the fine honoured tradition of all dating agencies - we want you to be as happy as we are…
So send us your details - All classifieds will be treated with strictest confidence - Examples below, please not these are not real people :
Email Pals wanted by nutty male punker in GG Allin, Tom Robinson and The Who. Send all mail to: nuthead@bloodsplatter.com
Old Sad Punker 34 into GBH, Pistols, Discharge, Damned looking for young 16-24 Ms Punkette right into same. Send your photos and letters to Spot, PO Box 666, Hell, HE4 2NU.
Gothic Temptress into the Cult, Sisters and Fields wants tall guy with long black hair into bondage and with a stiletto fetish. Email: sioux@hotmale.com or write: Sioux, PO Box 5432, Los Angeles, USA.
18 Year Old male Straight Edger into Youth of Today, Gorilla Biscuits, Shelter and Misconduct looking for M/F mail correspondence. True ‘till Death. Email: Spike@sehc.org Mail: Spike, 12 Any Road, Anytown, AN2 3ER, UK. |
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