Yo, Ho Ho, mates. Well it's Christmas again and I love Christmas it's brilliant 'cos you get loads of presents and stuff. It's great in town with me mates 'cos there's loads of people about and every where is dead busy. So you can go into all the shops and nick your Xmas pressies and save your pocket money, like. I've already got all me family sorted and it ain't cost me nowt. It's great 'cos the fat Security blokes can't catch you and it's dead funny watching them trying to run, then stopping and panting like a dog half way down the street, hee, hee, hee.
Also you can get away will loads at home cos everyone's pissed and you say "Uncle Rick I'll just go and get some more nuts, have you got some dosh ?" and they always give you like a tenner so when you come back you give them the nuts and change for a five. They'll never notice 'cos their well outta it, it's a great scam.
Well mates, I've had enough now so I'll go and search for me pressies and see if I've got Tomb Raider II and World Wide Soccer for me Sega for Xmas. Gotta go now, places to go, people to see…
Merry Xmas and Get a Life!

Lucy D