Yo mates, it's Lucy D here again. Well I've been spending a lot of time around at me Uncle Rick and Auntie Sam's lately playing Tomb Raider 2. God, they're so boring, all this talk of babies and stuff it too much. If it wasn't for playing on the oldies PC I wouldn't be around there at all - but you have to make sacrifices in this life! They're just doing me head in.
In fact as soon as that kid arrives I'm outta here, all them smelly nappies and bawling, give me a break. I wouldn't mind but I'm gonna lose out to this sprog when it comes to tapping them both for some cash. They're easy touches anyway, the other day I said to me Uncle Rick "Excuse me mate, but you're out of bread!" and I wanted some toast. So being the nice but cunning person that I am I said "I'll go to Jackos for ya" in my sweetest voice. Uncle Rick, obviously taken in by me amazing acting promptly produces a ten spot and I grab it and set off on me roller blades to the shops. I bought the bread and some crisps and some sweets to a grand total of £2.56 then I roller blade back and shove £2.56 change in me Uncle Rick's hand.
As I'm hot footing it outta the door me Uncle Rick says "Lucy, I gave you ten quid" I said "No ya didn't, you only gave me a fiver!". "Did I ?" said Uncle Rick getting confused now, as he'd had a few beers "You don't think I'd cheat you Uncle Rick, do you ?" I said pretending to be all upset. At that point he was suckered in - hook, line and sinker. I made a quick get away and got a bus into town to grab a burger and meet me mates. Well that's all for now losers. Get a life!

Lucy D